Wanting to start your own company just because you don’t want to wear pants every day.

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” PGP

Doing your morning routine the night before, not to be efficient, but to wake up as late as humanly possible.

The first day back at work from vacation is more painful than running a marathon while giving birth.

I like to print random documents to a printer on the other side of the office, and walk a lap through the office with it in my hand. An hour later, I’ll walk another lap back, and shred it. It looks like work and makes my cardiologist happy. PGP

I ate McDonald’s in my car before work and laugh-cried. PGP.