Friends with benefits now means my friends have health insurance and a 401k. #PGP

I can’t Rage Against The Machine anymore, because i’m part of it. PGP.

I’ll shoot you an email.

Sometimes I just sit in my car and scream. PGP.

Emailing your friend a link rather than posting it on their Facebook wall

Making sure everyone in the office knows you came in on the weekend.

Some just went rogue and sent 56 blank emails to the list-serve, asshole. #PGP

Not understanding how people with lower salaries manage to eat out every night.

Coworker brought in leftovers from a party she hosted. Today I am eating like I don’t want my pants to fit anymore.