Getting banned from multiple Chipotles for getting caught telling the cashier you got “half and half” when you really got double meat. PGP.

That blissful couple of hours on payday when you have 4 digits in your checking account, before all the bills and rent come out. PGP.

Greeting the guy whose name you can never remember with “There he is!” PGP.

Legitimately thinking less of people who drink decaf. PGP.

I imagine some master alarm sounding in the IT room with flashing red lights every time I attempt to access a blocked site. PGP.

Being a democrat in college and a republican after your first paycheck. PGP.

Monday: one person in the office is sick. Wednesday: everyone in the office is sick. PGP.