the game starts at 10am, so i’ll watch the first half at my desk and then take an early lunch at halftime to finish the game at the bar down the street. Boom.
“you automatically friend zone everyone by default.”
Yep,Ii’ve gotta feel some fucking dynamic chemistry if i’m gonna make the effort. typically it’ll go “well, she’s hott. I’m gonna be a little dismissive of her and see where this goes”
“Be proud today to join the ranks of fellow Cornell alumnus: Carl 1, Carl 2, Broccoli Rob, Doobie, Lunchbox, Jingle Jangle, Pubie Lewis and the News, Boner Champ- that’s me….”
Sadly true. Most big budget movies now are just scripts of exposition to move one action scene to the next, catering to idiots. The last Transformers movie i saw my eyes were bleeding.
The neighbor girls behind our house would hop the fence after Are You Afraid of The Dark? and we would sit on the trampoline in a circle and they’d tell my brother and I the story. we threw water in the middle of the tramp like they did on the show.
I had other friends that weren’t allowed to watch the “bad attitude” nick shows either. They’re all married now and make more money than I do.
Advertise
Damn, I’m out out Alpha-ing her dad, this must be embarrassing for him. Guess I should be less confident and gregarious.
These just get better and better.
Tim-my How-ard!
me too. guess we’re a couple of skanks
the game starts at 10am, so i’ll watch the first half at my desk and then take an early lunch at halftime to finish the game at the bar down the street. Boom.
oh god, it’s a huge image, sorry.
this is what i’ve noticed in reality:
whoa holy shit dude. you’re like, waayyy smarter than me.
is that what you wanted out of that? good, now either contribute to the conversation when you comment or shush.
“you automatically friend zone everyone by default.”
Yep,Ii’ve gotta feel some fucking dynamic chemistry if i’m gonna make the effort. typically it’ll go “well, she’s hott. I’m gonna be a little dismissive of her and see where this goes”
god, that’s sad. whatever.
I enjoy brunch almost as much as going out on friday
I can see past Taylor’s music and give her the respect she deserves. It’s hard to get around Lena though, cause you know.. she’s so wide.
hurley dri-fit shorts. get on it
i was SO close to getting one this weekend. I’m 24 and way more into video games than ever in my life..Please someone help me.
I look like a douche in my costas, but they work so damn well. also, you don’t really see them once you leave texas
You can call that category “For people who enjoy subtext” aka: the only shows i watch
“Be proud today to join the ranks of fellow Cornell alumnus: Carl 1, Carl 2, Broccoli Rob, Doobie, Lunchbox, Jingle Jangle, Pubie Lewis and the News, Boner Champ- that’s me….”
Sadly true. Most big budget movies now are just scripts of exposition to move one action scene to the next, catering to idiots. The last Transformers movie i saw my eyes were bleeding.
The neighbor girls behind our house would hop the fence after Are You Afraid of The Dark? and we would sit on the trampoline in a circle and they’d tell my brother and I the story. we threw water in the middle of the tramp like they did on the show.
I had other friends that weren’t allowed to watch the “bad attitude” nick shows either. They’re all married now and make more money than I do.