I haven’t received an email in over two hours. Someone please send me something to do. PGP.

ALL CAPS IS INDUSTRY STANDARD. i FORGET TO TURN IT OFF OCCASIONALLY AND EVERYONE THINKS I’M YELLING ON FACEBOOK. PGP.

Current mood: Like mom just forgot to pick me up from soccer practice. PGP.

The VP of our division just sent me a happy birthday email. I don’t like that he knows my name now. PGP.

Getting a girlfriend was the best decision socially and worst decision financially. PGP.

The HR Director said that she “expected great things” from me today. Fuck. PGP.

Shower coffee. PGP.

Wednesday is waiver wire work day. PGP.

Hit it off with a woman at the bar. She gave me her business card. PGP.