A casino is opening up 15 minutes from my apartment. I don’t have a gambling problem but I might in two months. PGP.

There are two stalls in the bathroom, and a floater in each one of them. PGP.

Empty-nester managers who don’t see a problem with you working past 6 p.m. PGP.

Went back to my college for a football game. Got asked if I was 35 at the tailgate… I’m 28. PGP.

The salesman showing me dress shirts made me describe to him what I do for a living. PGP.

Went to a bar to watch the fight. Couldn’t make it to the main event. PGP.

Fell off my couch on Saturday night while sleeping and knocked myself out. PGP.

My wife turned a discussion about me getting a raise in the near future into a fight. PGP.

I need 3+ years experience for an entry level job, and Trump was able to win with no experience. PGP.

Asked my boss for help with something. He proceeded to open a new tab and start typing in the search bar on my computer. Never had I ever experienced workplace anxiety quite like that. PGP.