Got deployed, wife threw out all my Frat Tees. PGP
6/6 getting a kiss on the first date. 0/6 in securing a second date. PGP.
Watching project X and all I can think is that I hope the parents have a great home insurance plan. PGP.
Violently sneezed at the urinal and pissed all over myself. PGP.
I take the stairs to avoid my coworkers. PGP.