thatYUPPIEprick

May or may not have graduated from a certain Midwestern state school sometime in the near past. He frequents local liquid entertainment establishments in cowboy boots even though he grew up in the suburbs. Welcome to the party.

Member Since 07/08/2014

I miss when Sundays were fun.

Vanity Tags. PGP.

And now a sad moon is on the rise.

My pill stash.

Got deployed, wife threw out all my Frat Tees. PGP

Post Grad Problems

6/6 getting a kiss on the first date. 0/6 in securing a second date. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Watching project X and all I can think is that I hope the parents have a great home insurance plan. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Violently sneezed at the urinal and pissed all over myself. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I take the stairs to avoid my coworkers. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

“Roads aren’t that bad. You can still make it in.”