IT didn’t bother to remove the “Give Away” sticker on my “new” laptop. PGP.

Got in late for the first time in over a year. Coworker decided to break out the “Just get here when you can” comment. PGP.

My dick boss just got yelled at by his boss and he is now pouting at his desk. Highlight of my week. PGP.

Getting “sup”-d in the comments section was the highlight of my week. PGP.

I gave out three business cards at a wedding last night. PGP.

” ___ is unavailable to stream.” PGP.

For some reason, Tinder doesn’t work while connected to my office’s WiFi. PGP.