I wear headphones all day at work, partially because I enjoy listening to music, but mostly because I can’t stand the sound of my coworker’s voice.

My biggest fear is ending up like my older coworkers.

My boss looked relieved when I put in my two week notice. #PGP PGP.

All I have learned from Tinder is that a lot of ugly girls live by me

Fitting into the “Just here for a paycheck” category at work. #PGP PGP.

The feeling of disappointment when you pull into the parking lot and see that your office did not burn down overnight. PGP.

Looking forward to turning 25 because your insurance rates go down. PGP.

I’ve cried more times in my cube in 9 months than I did in 4 years of college. PGP.

Being forced to spend your Subway footlong money buying a box of Girl Scout cookies from your CEO’s daughter. PGP.

Thinking “hate, hate, hate, double hate, loathe entirely” when passing coworkers in the hall. PGP.