Getting caught staring out the window, looking like a “puppy that can’t wait to get outside.” PGP.

My tinder matches are really starting to scrape the bottom of the barrel. PGP.

I just got guilted into signing a birthday card for a woman who is a huge bitch to me. PGP.

Sacrificing now to be successful later. PGP.

Thought I was getting yelled at via email because it was in all caps. Turns out my coworker is just a moron. PGP.

The constant debate between staying with the company for growth opportunities or leaving and making more money elsewhere. PGP.

These girls on linkedin are hot. PGP

I’ve started attending my church again solely for the networking opportunities.

I wouldn’t be all that upset if I was fired from my reasonably well-paying job. PGP.

Going from getting pretty girls drunk to drinking ugly girls pretty. PGP.