Lives in Cody, WY. Yellowstone is beautiful, international tourists are stupid as fuck and my house is a van down by the river. Self proclaimed fantasy football expert. Lives off the motto "beer has food value but food has no beer value". It's science after all.
Knox, thanks for washing our mouth out after that abortion of an article about that “25 ways to grow up and be a fucken asshole dick shit” or whatever that article was. Anyway, do you feel like you masturbate more when you’re hungover? I honestly crack it like 4 times a day when recovering, twice alone while sitting in the shower.
Living in a town that borders Yellowstone right now up in Wyoming…. If you’re an outdoorsmen and don’t give a shit about making 200k this state is pretty tits.
Knox, do you think if I use big ass words or phrases and shit the chicks will get juicy? The classic, “Just got done checkin the specs on the rotary….girder” as I close the hood of my ride will surely land me at least a handy, right?
Knox, lock it up with one of those Tinder chicks and give us an article th about how married life REALLY is. Do it for the fucken blog… Do it for America.
Kind of off the subject. I cry like fuck when I watch those commercials P&G does for the Olympics then immediately call or text my mom. Fucken tearjerkers man.
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What’s your fucken snap chat Knox?
“Aw fuck! why do I have to go back to work after drinking everyday for 3 months straight!?” Get out of my fucken face with that.
Fuck, that sounds stupid. I actually meant that people should concentrate on drinking a bazillion beers, not the opposite.
If you hit the gym Monday through Thursday then crush a million beers on the weekend you’ll stay exactly the same, fucken science.
Knox, thanks for washing our mouth out after that abortion of an article about that “25 ways to grow up and be a fucken asshole dick shit” or whatever that article was. Anyway, do you feel like you masturbate more when you’re hungover? I honestly crack it like 4 times a day when recovering, twice alone while sitting in the shower.
Knox, let’s blast a few (12 or 13) Big Flats and watch some bass fishing.
Living in a town that borders Yellowstone right now up in Wyoming…. If you’re an outdoorsmen and don’t give a shit about making 200k this state is pretty tits.
Knox, do you think if I use big ass words or phrases and shit the chicks will get juicy? The classic, “Just got done checkin the specs on the rotary….girder” as I close the hood of my ride will surely land me at least a handy, right?
Knox, you a Pornhub guy or XNXX? Sometimes I switch it up and hit up 4tube. Try it out and let me know your thoughts
I make fun of anybody over the age of 23 wearing Hollister, and not just at the bar.
Knox, lock it up with one of those Tinder chicks and give us an article th about how married life REALLY is. Do it for the fucken blog… Do it for America.
Knox, what’s the best emoticon to send to a chick to let her know you’re feeling frisky?
Knox, what’s your take on the “69” maneuver?
Knox, you been smashing out any chicks at the weddings you’ve gone to?
You smashed out any feminists lately Knox?
Knox, you smashing any of the chicks you’re watching the games with?
Based on your picture and description, I’m in love with you two. Need an article on what to do about getting over chicks you’ve never even seen.
Kind of off the subject. I cry like fuck when I watch those commercials P&G does for the Olympics then immediately call or text my mom. Fucken tearjerkers man.
Ya but does he hate them?
What about if I listen to myself bitch about my job?