All my friends are assholes, but I have no idea where you find new ones. PGP.

Too old to have roommates. Too poor to live alone. PGP.

A coworker asked if I have any kids. I said, “Man, I hope not.” They did not find it amusing. PGP.

My manager saw me wearing aviators and now everytime I call him he answers with, “Talk to me Goose.” PGP.

Needing 2-3 years experience for every entry level job, which makes absolutely no sense. PGP.

The customer is never right. PGP.

Wishing your coworkers were hotter. PGP.

Handling the stress of working 8 to 6, and then coming home to your parents. PGP.

Having a dining room table, but using the coffee table instead out of habit. PGP.

Learning to check the left hand when conversing with a member of the opposite sex. PGP.