TSA agent asked more about how my day is going than anyone in my office. PGP.

Your news feed still reliably containing the photo of a teenage J-Timberlake at the beginning of May every year. PGP.

Getting unreasonably angry when someone takes “your” spot in the parking lot. PGP.

“Heard you were a legend last night.” PGP.

No one in my office acknowledged my birthday. PGP

Planning out how you’re going to spend your time not working on the train ride in. PGP.

Too rich for income-restricted housing. Too poor for market value. PGP.

“I’m not sure what your question is.” PGP.

Fishing for work wives on the first day. PGPM

Being too scared to put a GIF in the comments on PGP, cause you’re afraid you’ll screw it up. PGP