Getting more excited about Tax Breaks than Spring Breaks. PGP.

“Nobody knows what I do, it’s good for mystique.” PGP.

It’s already Monday again. PGP.

With the interns going back to school, I’m back to being the youngest in the office. PGP.

I’m at least 20 years younger than everyone in my office. PGP.

I sound so much nicer in my office voicemail than I actually am in real life. PGP.

Does anyone actually use the “low importance” option in outlook? PGP.

People thinking you’re not a hard worker because you can get done with your work in 1/3 of the time. PGP.

Liberal use of the “ignore conversation” button in Outlook. PGP.