8 a.m. and I’ve already told people to “fuck off” under my breath three times. PGP.

I want to catch them all but I can’t afford the data charges. PGP.

Hearing “Thunderstruck” at work and being reminded of day drinking in college. PGP.

Started a new job today. I’m impressed with both the quality of the restrooms and my proximity to the restrooms.

Hoping my company hires an intern so I can have someone else who’s relatively my age to talk to. PGP

Hit the accelerator on a yellow light today, it’s the most alive I’ve felt all month. PGP

Top Gun turned 30 today. RIP Goose.

My friend just had a kid on purpose. PGP.

Hating your job and not making enough money. PGP.