Stepsontongue

Member Since 06/26/2015

Becoming Washed Is The Best Thing That Will Ever Happen To You

Reserving a conference room just to sit alone in the dark for 30 minutes. Fuck the open office concept. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The Grocery Store Turns Me Into An Absolute Monster

No One Really Wants To Shower Together

I Might Have Given The Best Maid Of Honor Speech Ever

Only A Masochist Would Check Their Bags

The Best (And Worst) Things My Students Said To Me During The First Month of School

New girlfriend invited me to her college reunion. Got cucked. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

“Please hold for the next available representative.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Drunk Hookups, Broken Hands, And Regretful Venmos: The Worst Reader-Submitted Stories From This Weekend