“This ergonomic mouse is a real game changer.” PGP.

Decided not to go out this weekend to save a bit of money. Phone stops working on Sunday and I drop 250 to fix it. PGP.

New at the company and didn’t know the lock on the end bathroom stall was “faulty.” Someone walked in on me taking a shit. There was eye contact. PGP.

Received an email thread with the subject line “Happy Friday.” PGP.

Every company I cold call seems to be having a meeting at the same time today. PGP.