Adding superfluous items to your shopping cart so it doesn’t look like you live alone. PGP.

People walking into your office despite your door being closed and lunch on your desk is the same thing as people talking to you with your headphones in. PGP.

Realized while studying for licensing exam that I’m just as bad at studying as an adult as I was during college. PGP.

3 of my friends work in offices with beer on tap. My office has a snack shelf. PGP.