My boss (who is female) told me that I needed to up my office attire and wear heels daily like she does. I smiled politely, laughed when she left, and kept on with my flats. I’m not breaking my ankle for this job.
I may be a female, but I’ve had thoughts similar to these for a couple years now. Only difference is that I’m 24 and have literally never been on any sort of date. I don’t get it. I keep doing what I love, I have a steady income with benefits and retirement, I’m about to own a house, and guys don’t even see me. I read today that 25% of millennials will never marry, and yes, I do panic that I am in that 25%.
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I’ve got a friend who only wants to date women who dress like the 1940s. I think he and this dude would get on well.
I don’t believe you.
I’ve taken 2 vacation days this year, and my boss basically told me I better not use any sick leave either. Not enjoying this.
It helps that she seems to wear very small sizes, too. My sister could pack a year’s worth into a carry-on because she’s a size 2. I am… uh, not.
If you’re gonna whisper, do it on the back row. Otherwise don’t complain when somebody stops you from ruining their $12 afternoon.
I tried to curb my soda addiction with LaCroix. But then I decided I don’t hate myself that much.
Run, Logan. Freaking run.
My boss (who is female) told me that I needed to up my office attire and wear heels daily like she does. I smiled politely, laughed when she left, and kept on with my flats. I’m not breaking my ankle for this job.
You’d find me either quitting or committing murder in that situation.
I’ve been saying Tuesdays are the real enemy, but no one ever believes me. Suckers.
I want this guy to die.
I would also love to be a housewife. I have a fine career, but it isn’t what I want to do until I die.
I hope she chokes to death on the cheap airline peanuts.
I’m 24 and prefer ma’am. It makes me feel like the adultiest adult.
RIP, Todd.
Tried to get my dad a sweatshirt from my alma mater. He didn’t want it because of no chest pocket.
This is why I deleted my various dating accounts. There’s just no way to do anything right.
Dammit, Todd, we were pulling for you!
RUN, TODD.
I may be a female, but I’ve had thoughts similar to these for a couple years now. Only difference is that I’m 24 and have literally never been on any sort of date. I don’t get it. I keep doing what I love, I have a steady income with benefits and retirement, I’m about to own a house, and guys don’t even see me. I read today that 25% of millennials will never marry, and yes, I do panic that I am in that 25%.