I live and work in two different time zones. PGP.

Second day of orientation and one of my new coworkers is talking about professional wrestling. PGP.

I’m getting transferred to the office in the burbs and it’s advised that I move there so I can more easily identify with the rest of the employees. PGPM

Everyone in the office is at Oaks drinking bourbon and betting on horses and I’m sitting here in my cube because I don’t have PTO yet. PGP.

Excited for summer. Because traffic will be lighter. PGP.

Looks like someone got some sun this weekend.PGP

Getting rejection e-mails from companies you don’t remember applying to. PGP

The line between puns and dad jokes has started to blur. PGP

Feeling old enough that I’m finally throwing in the towel and creating a PGP account.

Not so subtle pressure from the girlfriend to propose. PGP