I would be lying if I said I had any intention of doing any actual work today.

Being excited about your monthly budget you formatted on Excel. PGP

Can you send an email to remind me? PGP

I had a 7:45 meeting scheduled for this morning. Client canceled at 7:38. PGP

I’ll never be the first to down vote, but I’ll certainly help pile on. PGP.

Just got promoted and relocated to a new office. 400 miles away. PGP

Looking at apartments in the city but knowing damn well I’ll be at my parents for the long run. PGP.

Snow pisses me off. PGP.

My roommate that doesn’t clean up after himself brought a dog home last night. PGP.