It’s funny how much I used to hate taking a dump in a public bathroom. PGP

I go to lunch as late as possible, just so the day seems shorter. PGP

When you ask for raises and corporate gives you two computer monitors instead.

Realizing the grads hired one year after you have a starting salary $10k higher than what you make right now. PGP.

Co-worker with an office has been caught looking at porn three times; meanwhile, I can’t even install Spotify on my desktop. PGP

Just received a negative evaluation for watching too much golf while in the office. PGP.

My fiancée scheduled a wedding venue tour during the Packers game on Sunday. PGP.

I did the Tiger pump thinking the bathroom was empty. I was wrong. My nickname is now “Woods”. PGP.