My life goal is to be so successful that it hurts my ex girlfriends feelings. PGP

Any time someone emails me with a question, it takes every ounce of my will power not to answer, “I have no fucking idea, dude.” PGP.

Getting a call for an interview, but having no clue what it’s for because you’ve applied to so many jobs. PGP.

The overwhelming satisfaction you get when you see people you went to high school with doing much worse in life than you. PGP.