Hi, I drive ships around the world for my job. In my spare time I captain yachts and teach wounded warriors how to sail. I graduated from a federal service Academy and am a naval reserve officer. Did I mention I make 6 figures? You don’t care? Probably should have tried to make you laugh…
I feel you man. I’m getting off a 12hr night shift in the canary Islands looking at the topless beach and forcing myself to rally and go to the beach because I’m convinced my Spanish is good enough to hit on topless sunbathers.
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Thanks man you’re like that father I never had
I love my job but then again I work only half the year, travel the world, and make enough to well, do what I want.
Just tried to fire train my girlfriend. She is now abstinence training me.
Just do what my mom does and tell everyone you’re 28.
Doesn’t matter, don’t have sex.
This yacht? Yeah it’s mine.
Welcome to the club. I don’t respond to emails from the office that I work for.
Hi, I drive ships around the world for my job. In my spare time I captain yachts and teach wounded warriors how to sail. I graduated from a federal service Academy and am a naval reserve officer. Did I mention I make 6 figures? You don’t care? Probably should have tried to make you laugh…
I’d say the same thing about alcohol but then again I have a problem.
If I was a lawyer I’d follow this chick around handing out prenups
Doesn’t matter, had sex.
I bet her portfolio is a mess
Brian loved sushi
Quit your office job and join me on the high seas. We’ll make a man out of you yet.
This is why I work on a ship
5’10 humble brag. It’s a corner office power move for sure
I feel you man. I’m getting off a 12hr night shift in the canary Islands looking at the topless beach and forcing myself to rally and go to the beach because I’m convinced my Spanish is good enough to hit on topless sunbathers.
Good management let’s shooters shoot.
Your wife sounds like a lovely lady with the palette of a freshman, in high school.