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Bet that didn’t stop you
Bet you made those lesbians really happy though…
I think I’m on here 2 times? Transportation Engineer and Marine Engineer?
I like to drink anywhere between Fed Hill and Adam’s Morgan but if I bring my gf around you she is gonna want a ring. Also we’really swingers.
Stop trying to make fetch happen
Really thought this would come from Dorn. Guy loves little dicks.
I have the maturity of a 6 year old but I laughed at dumper.
If you have TSA PreCheck you wouldn’t even have to take it off.
Last time I went to Israel I got shot at by Hezbollah. Dope place with chill people 10/10 Would recommend.
Low expectations are how I get through life.
That was anticlimactic
But do you take the doors off brah?
Two words: Ken. Bone.
I’ve done way worse to get laid…
With Brady as your Jesus we can’t really trust you
This is my life crisis.
I’m thankful the price of oil is up
Writing off my 1099B “work” is the hilight of my tax year. PGP
Honestly, the apartment review is the only one I’m confident will end in morning sex.
She asked for a dog I gave her an Apple watch. She hasn’t brought the dog up since…