This HR Director Just Wants To Know Who Mailed Her A Bag Of Dicks

This HR Director Just Wants To Know Who Mailed Her A Bag Of Dicks

Who did it? Which one of you comedians went for it? Seriously, who mailed the Human Resources Director a bag of penis-shaped gummy candies? And sent it to the office, too. What kind of savage does that?

Well, the recipient of the previously mentioned bag of gummy dicks wants to know too, and she’s filed a lawsuit to some answers.

From the Dallas Morning News:

The human resources director at a Dallas-based technology company filed a lawsuit Tuesday requesting the name of the person who mailed her a bag of penis-shaped gummy candies at work.

Melody Lenox, who works for Axxess Technology Solutions, a health care technology company, received the package of candies from a company called Dicks By Mail on Dec. 7.

In the suit, Lenox says someone sent her the package to harass her. She says the person who sent the package might also be responsible for keying her car and posting a series of hoax Craigslist ads about her.

Bet this looks familiar, you scoundrel.

You’ve got jokes; I’ll give you that. But good god. Have a little decency why don’t you? This woman is just doing her job, and you’re over here sending edible cocks to her office. Have you no shame? Sad that this stuff still happens in 2016.

[via Dallas Morning News]

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