“You sure buy a lot of Shiner and a lot of dip, everything good?”-Owner of neighborhood gas station. PGP.

Thinking to yourself “Ok, time to start doing shit” 4 hours into the workday. PGP.

Being so bored at work that you start compulsively betting on WNBA games. PGP.

Had a chorizo breakfast burrito and large coffee this morning. Bathroom was out of toilet paper. PGP.