These are the kind of girls who meet a guy who fits their “requirements” and then are so focused on getting a ring they don’t bother with seeing if it’s actually the right person. I hope they enjoy planning divorces too
I 100% go for manly man, but I can’t judge a guy for getting a pedicure. It just feels amazing. Why not share the wealth with everyone? As long as you’re not getting polish, it’s all good
Bridal showers though… Venue + food + alcohol + gift + party favors are all standard costs we have to pick up. It’s every bridesmaid’s nightmare. Expensive AND boring AF
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Doesn’t believe in college. Or spelling. Or grammar. Or humility.
Stay you forever Chad.
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Sup?
I actually had to Google it to make sure it wasn’t some super fancy fad food that I didn’t know about, or if she’s just really that fucking annoying
^Hey Crick, I think that hipster douche found your blog
These are the kind of girls who meet a guy who fits their “requirements” and then are so focused on getting a ring they don’t bother with seeing if it’s actually the right person. I hope they enjoy planning divorces too
You know this a humor website right?
Where do I apply?
Agreed. Someone texted me on Mother’s Day regarding my “fur baby” and I said, Nah, man. You got the wrong number
I 100% go for manly man, but I can’t judge a guy for getting a pedicure. It just feels amazing. Why not share the wealth with everyone? As long as you’re not getting polish, it’s all good
Bridal showers though… Venue + food + alcohol + gift + party favors are all standard costs we have to pick up. It’s every bridesmaid’s nightmare. Expensive AND boring AF
Uneligible bachelor #1 needs to get punched in the face with some Zeppelin
Nobody enjoys flacid meat at breakfast time.
This is GOLD.
Only being able to afford discount airlines #PGP
Once sat next to a woman who took her shoes off AND pulled out a Q-tip and started to go to town on her earwax. Awful.
As long as it’s not a pink jersey. To me, that’s a much bigger problem
Nah.
This makes me embarrassed to be a female.
Who invited you?