I’m giving Will way too much credit here but maybe that’s part of TGDAG’s message – good things happen, bad things happen, life goes on in perpetuity, and bitches just be bitches no matter what.
My wife also makes an awesome beef stew that’s basically cheap meat, canned mushrooms, and mushroom soup. Throw that in the oven for three hours, serve over rice or butter noodles with some cooked carrots and onions, cheap hearty meal with leftovers galore for under $10.
New Fan Theory: The whole series is Todd talking to one of the following after Girl is no longer in his life, a la “Cather In The Rye” – Investigator, Therapist, Bartender. It’s all a matter of how dark Will wants to take this.
After you’ve lived together for a while “alone time” becomes the absolute best part of the week. And no, I don’t mean sex, I mean actual alone time as in having the place to yourself for a few hours.
A guy in my department at a former employer did contract / temp work for us and he spent the majority of his day spying on everyone and reporting back to the managers what he saw, which was the usual stuff of reading the news online, checking personal email, etc. He’d use this information to prove how worthless we all were as he was trying to get hired on full time for the benefits. Fast forward a year and the company finally lets him go because he creeped out one of the young female workers in the department by showing up to her house unannounced on a Sunday. Dude gets a new job in the same industry, falls in love with a co-worker who is engaged, she rebukes him, he quits and disappears for a few months only to come back to claim he’d been away because “if he can’t have her then he doesn’t want anyone else” so he decided to become a eunuch, i.e. had himself castrated.
You know the directors at Maine’s People Alliance all secretly think to themselves, “Goddamnit, why do we pay these lazy morons $15 an hour to make fucking phone calls?”
If he’s at Duke and she’s at Harvard they don’t even see each other. They’re in this to be a power couple, not for that love horseshit, which Nived can expound upon in a much more dark and sadistic way than me.
Not to get all mindful on everyone but the true secret is learning to enjoy the wait, not just accepting that it exists. (This coming from someone who is constantly guilty of wishing their life away.)
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I’m no expert, but doesn’t latte require one to use coffee as a base ingredient?
Irrational anger because of others’ stupidity is a big turn on. Keep it up.
I’m giving Will way too much credit here but maybe that’s part of TGDAG’s message – good things happen, bad things happen, life goes on in perpetuity, and bitches just be bitches no matter what.
Maybe you should give The Wizard of Oz a try.
My wife also makes an awesome beef stew that’s basically cheap meat, canned mushrooms, and mushroom soup. Throw that in the oven for three hours, serve over rice or butter noodles with some cooked carrots and onions, cheap hearty meal with leftovers galore for under $10.
Beef Stroganoff is super easy and cheap to make without the Hamburger Helper. I say splurge and spend the extra $4 for real ingredients.
Every time it amazes me how much butter they want you to use.
New Fan Theory: The whole series is Todd talking to one of the following after Girl is no longer in his life, a la “Cather In The Rye” – Investigator, Therapist, Bartender. It’s all a matter of how dark Will wants to take this.
REM’s “End of the World” is streaming on my radio right now and it couldn’t be more fitting.
Todd should says he’s going back to work and just detour to the bar instead.
You going to a gym on Asbury? My ol stomping ground!
After you’ve lived together for a while “alone time” becomes the absolute best part of the week. And no, I don’t mean sex, I mean actual alone time as in having the place to yourself for a few hours.
You’ll learn to hate those boxes oh so much more once you have a joint checking account.
A guy in my department at a former employer did contract / temp work for us and he spent the majority of his day spying on everyone and reporting back to the managers what he saw, which was the usual stuff of reading the news online, checking personal email, etc. He’d use this information to prove how worthless we all were as he was trying to get hired on full time for the benefits. Fast forward a year and the company finally lets him go because he creeped out one of the young female workers in the department by showing up to her house unannounced on a Sunday. Dude gets a new job in the same industry, falls in love with a co-worker who is engaged, she rebukes him, he quits and disappears for a few months only to come back to claim he’d been away because “if he can’t have her then he doesn’t want anyone else” so he decided to become a eunuch, i.e. had himself castrated.
A nice looking young lady said something to me in the checkout line yesterday and I froze like a deer in her headlights. It’s tough out there.
You know the directors at Maine’s People Alliance all secretly think to themselves, “Goddamnit, why do we pay these lazy morons $15 an hour to make fucking phone calls?”
If he’s at Duke and she’s at Harvard they don’t even see each other. They’re in this to be a power couple, not for that love horseshit, which Nived can expound upon in a much more dark and sadistic way than me.
Todd needs to “wrap something up” after dark, not at lunch.
Not to get all mindful on everyone but the true secret is learning to enjoy the wait, not just accepting that it exists. (This coming from someone who is constantly guilty of wishing their life away.)
So did you go to one or two of these events before that groundbreaking realization?
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