I have literally never heard anyone, Texan or otherwise, talk shit about Whataburger. If this whole article was necessary to shame Will for such an opinion, it was justified. Like if you wanted to write an article about how great Whataburger is, I’m sure it would have been well received.
An old boss of mine couldn’t wrap his mind around the phrase “Quit playing grab ass” when people were screwing around. He yelled at us to “Quit playing dickball!”
For hockey and baseball, I’ve gone with the blank jersey. For names, I feel it is ok to wear a named jersey if that player is retired by that organization.
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“I’m just trying to be fiscally responsible here.”
“Unemployed, living with the parents” in you bio
*Wants to drop a stack on non-existent wrinkles*
Dafuq?
Just go get a box of Kleenex and very, very carefully, burn your place down.
When do the Heinekens come in to play, Barney?
Blond beards work with Heely’s though.
You know Todd is fantasizing about Claire while they’re banging.
I have literally never heard anyone, Texan or otherwise, talk shit about Whataburger. If this whole article was necessary to shame Will for such an opinion, it was justified. Like if you wanted to write an article about how great Whataburger is, I’m sure it would have been well received.
A very drunk me once pissed in an air blade thinking it was sort of space age urinal.
I feel like Veronica could write a good response to this column. She’s written a few columns about the beej before if I recall correctly.
Also as a North Carolina resident, please tell me about your neighborhood, Mr. Rogers.
An old boss of mine couldn’t wrap his mind around the phrase “Quit playing grab ass” when people were screwing around. He yelled at us to “Quit playing dickball!”
I do it by going to Autozone.
I prefer the taste of full Busch.
Cookout, yo.
I hope Todd gets Sperry in the breakup.
For hockey and baseball, I’ve gone with the blank jersey. For names, I feel it is ok to wear a named jersey if that player is retired by that organization.
As someone who moved from Chicago to Raleigh, whoever ever made this list is out of their mind.
You mated with 200 mares as well? Congrats on the sex.
Bottom Left: Bastard Gronk child
Top center: Sid from Toy Story
This is not what I wanted to read while hungover, but as someone who works in medicine as well, this is sound advice.