Take her to the mall, make mental notes while she window shops. “Oh this is so cute!” “OMG I love that!!”. Remember what those things were and go back and get them later, or just order them online.
Also when in doubt on a physical item, or you just haven’t been dating very long, go with an experience. Massages are good, tickets to a concert. Ask her “Guess where I’m taking you to dinner?!” First place she says is where you’re going.
There’s a speakeasy in Raleigh called The Green Light that is similar. It is hidden behind a bookcase inside of another bar and you need a reservation to get in there on the weekends. But during the week the main bar will be closed but the front door is unlocked and you can still open the bookcase and someone will be there to serve you. Great cocktails, great ambiance. I’ve taken many dates there.
Counterpoint: I’ve never gotten sick from their E. Coli outbreaks and whenever it happens they give out a free burrito to get your business back. I’m up 2 burritos to 0 intestinal distress. Therefore, the E. Coli outbreaks have only been positive for most people.
Chipotle needs a Thanksgiving week. Imagine a Chiptole burrito filled with diced roasted turkey, a ladle of mashed potatoes/green bean casserole, a scoop of stuffing, and instead of guac and sour cream, you get cranberry sauce and gravy.
Brees in a few years? He’s 41 and has the most yards in NFL history and is in the 500 TD club with Brady and Manning. I don’t know what your smoking, but can you DM your dealers number?
Rodgers is on pace to be in this conversation someday, but he’s the one that needs some more years.
More completions: Brady (more than Montana has even attempted passes)
More touchdowns: Brady
More Super Bowls: Brady
Higher completion percentage: Brady
More yards: Brady
Higher QBR: Brady
TD to INT ratio: Brady
I’m not a Patriots fan, but this isn’t even an argument. Montana isn’t even better than Brees or Manning.
The punishment for my league is having to drink a 12 pack and then go and retake the SAT. The league then decides which schools to send your scores too.
I was listening to an old episode of the Dadgum podcast and Icehouse referred to a small fat child as a beefcake built like a D-cell battery and I lost it. Icehouse needs a RBP guest appearance.
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Super Bowl Sunday is just Thanksgiving covered with ranch and hot sauce. And there is absolutely nothing wrong with that.
Donald: If you’re done with Melania, let me know. I’d to find out what a mouf dat speaks 7 languages do
Take her to the mall, make mental notes while she window shops. “Oh this is so cute!” “OMG I love that!!”. Remember what those things were and go back and get them later, or just order them online.
Also when in doubt on a physical item, or you just haven’t been dating very long, go with an experience. Massages are good, tickets to a concert. Ask her “Guess where I’m taking you to dinner?!” First place she says is where you’re going.
Consider future generated emails as well. Went to college with a Sandra Lutz. Her email for college was slutz
You aren’t glad you dropped the money.
Give therealdrmiami a follow on snapchat. He’s a Miami based plastic surgeon that lets you follow along with his surgeries.
There’s a speakeasy in Raleigh called The Green Light that is similar. It is hidden behind a bookcase inside of another bar and you need a reservation to get in there on the weekends. But during the week the main bar will be closed but the front door is unlocked and you can still open the bookcase and someone will be there to serve you. Great cocktails, great ambiance. I’ve taken many dates there.
It’s been a pleasure. I wish you all the best in your future endeavors. Please plug any creative outlets you plan to continue on to if possible.
Wait, wildfires have names like hurricanes?
Counterpoint: I’ve never gotten sick from their E. Coli outbreaks and whenever it happens they give out a free burrito to get your business back. I’m up 2 burritos to 0 intestinal distress. Therefore, the E. Coli outbreaks have only been positive for most people.
Chipotle needs a Thanksgiving week. Imagine a Chiptole burrito filled with diced roasted turkey, a ladle of mashed potatoes/green bean casserole, a scoop of stuffing, and instead of guac and sour cream, you get cranberry sauce and gravy.
Cut. The. Check.
Yeah if you’re trying to attract bears.
Brees in a few years? He’s 41 and has the most yards in NFL history and is in the 500 TD club with Brady and Manning. I don’t know what your smoking, but can you DM your dealers number?
Rodgers is on pace to be in this conversation someday, but he’s the one that needs some more years.
I’d take Archie over Eli.
More completions: Brady (more than Montana has even attempted passes)
More touchdowns: Brady
More Super Bowls: Brady
Higher completion percentage: Brady
More yards: Brady
Higher QBR: Brady
TD to INT ratio: Brady
I’m not a Patriots fan, but this isn’t even an argument. Montana isn’t even better than Brees or Manning.
Username checks out.
The punishment for my league is having to drink a 12 pack and then go and retake the SAT. The league then decides which schools to send your scores too.
I was listening to an old episode of the Dadgum podcast and Icehouse referred to a small fat child as a beefcake built like a D-cell battery and I lost it. Icehouse needs a RBP guest appearance.
Let’s not forget America is 52-0 in Super Bowls.
If I see anyone with an Eldridge knot, I know they spent at least an hour in front of the mirror with a YouTube instructional video.