I remember going on a 2 week bender at one point and then ending up with a date on the last day of it. My friend who fixed me up with the girl told me I “probably shouldn’t tell her” that I’d been drinking for 2 weeks straight. Lies from the start. That one went well.
After losing my job, I went across the country to stay with my parents until I found a new one. I’m employed now but things are actually worse than they were before. Shitty pay, asshole boss, new state where I don’t know anyone. It doesn’t get better.
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Hi Ms. Lincoln. Big fan. So… butt stuff?
Never trust geeds
No Grandex? Shocker!
Cookout is the fuckin’ truth.
More solid butt stuff reporting from Babe Lincoln. Keep up the good work.
Sure, this is a bad thing but I’m extremely pleased that news anchors are having to refer to it as “The Fappening”.
I remember going on a 2 week bender at one point and then ending up with a date on the last day of it. My friend who fixed me up with the girl told me I “probably shouldn’t tell her” that I’d been drinking for 2 weeks straight. Lies from the start. That one went well.
I’d pee in Heather Locklear over her daughter based on that pic.
After losing my job, I went across the country to stay with my parents until I found a new one. I’m employed now but things are actually worse than they were before. Shitty pay, asshole boss, new state where I don’t know anyone. It doesn’t get better.
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this, however, should continue.
WELL CHIPOTLE DOESN’T LIKE YOU EITHER KNOX
“Only God can judge you.” so so true
tl;dr don’t talk to bitches on their periods
7:15 am this morning before I read this article. Christ.
You …. sound like a cunt.
I definitely don’t have my shit together at all if this list is the standard.
VINDICATION!
Well it certainly ain’t livin’ incorrectly, that’s for sure.
all too familiar