My childhood best friend makes over twice as much as I do. PGP.
“Starting at 6 a.m. won’t be a problem will it?” Worst lie I ever told. PGP.
The longest commitment I’ve kept this year has been my lease. PGP.
Spot on. (Also, be warned, there’s some NSFW language.)
Chewed out by IT for having Chrome extensions, but not for the 68GB of pirated movies on my work computer. PGP.
Boss finally invited me to sit in his box at a Cards game. It’s preseason. Against the Texans. PGP.
I turned 25 yesterday, then had a nightmare that my car insurance didn’t go down like everyone said it would. PGP.
I think I’m becoming the office Jerry. PGP.
My career arc is disturbingly similar to Matt Leinart’s. PGP.
I am not a team player. PGP.