As a whole, we spend way too much time praising celebrities. Yeah, some of them are cool, but mostly they just have a shit ton of money and it looks pretty much the same.
Yeah, there’s a fine line between the touching “I’m so lucky we’re together,” and the, “I’m so lucky. Seriously, I have a massive drug problem, and you’re still marrying me,” vows.
You should really keep checking back with him through college and past graduation, just so we can all gleefully watch the destruction of his youthful delusions.
I mean, that tends to happen when you shit on someone who’s waiting tables to make a little more money because she doesn’t make enough doing one of society’s most important and under appreciated jobs.
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This guy acts like he’s Batman or something.
“You can never know what I do. But it’s super important and you would be impressed if you knew.”
Down in the Valley is a jam, though.
As a whole, we spend way too much time praising celebrities. Yeah, some of them are cool, but mostly they just have a shit ton of money and it looks pretty much the same.
Gloria sounds like a real ball-buster.
Wow, the Madoff Bump is real. Nice.
Todd, please.
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Pretty sure this was the guy bashing teachers the other week. Just throwin’ that out there.
Meaning the fruit of the date palm?
Every time I read one of these articles…
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Yeah, there’s a fine line between the touching “I’m so lucky we’re together,” and the, “I’m so lucky. Seriously, I have a massive drug problem, and you’re still marrying me,” vows.
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You should really keep checking back with him through college and past graduation, just so we can all gleefully watch the destruction of his youthful delusions.
Guess what? I’m piggybacking off your comment. The tables have turned Estel159.
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I mean, that tends to happen when you shit on someone who’s waiting tables to make a little more money because she doesn’t make enough doing one of society’s most important and under appreciated jobs.
In my best Samuel L. Jackson voice-
“Say ‘gluten free’ again! Say ‘gluten free’ again, I dare you. I double dare you motherfucker, say ‘gluten free’ one more Goddamn time.”