Yeah, what? They just snuck in “try not to die” at the end there? Oh thanks for that brilliant advice. I was thinking about making some toast in the bathtub after my morning walk through traffic, but now I realize I’ll never become a millionaire with that mindset :/
Where does one begin eating a cake made of their own shoulders and head? Just take a little off the top like you’re getting a haircut, or head straight for the eyes?
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Yeah, what? They just snuck in “try not to die” at the end there? Oh thanks for that brilliant advice. I was thinking about making some toast in the bathtub after my morning walk through traffic, but now I realize I’ll never become a millionaire with that mindset :/
“And if you want to sing out, sing out.”
At least some things don’t change.
And the comments are chopping words in half without even a hyphen? Jesus.
Wow, took a little break from the site, and I come back to a brave new turquoise world. Or teal maybe? Aqua? I’m so scared and alone.
Damn, I didn’t see that at first, and now I can’t stop seeing it.
No, keep going. You can change him if you try hard enough.
I mean, this is a humor website. He did a lot more to lend himself to humorous takes. I don’t think anyone can dispute that, regardless of politics.
Well that’s where this kind of shit belongs, so hurry up and get one.
Where does one begin eating a cake made of their own shoulders and head? Just take a little off the top like you’re getting a haircut, or head straight for the eyes?
Next time look more closelier.
Literally the only thing that could entice me into a ball pit at this age is a whole bunch of drugs.
sigh.
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There is literally no chance I still have most of my hair by 37. At this point, making it to 27 with a decent hairline is looking pretty ambitious.
Here’s what you can do if you’re worried about being judged.
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I always love when the intention is to go out, but then the pregame spirals out of control, no one takes charge, and you wind up with a house party.
Yeah, well, my student loans say otherwise.
I hear Madison County has some nice bridges.
Been struggling with something similar recently. My dad sent me an email and ended it with this Plutarch quote. Hope it helps.
“No man ever wetted clay and then left it, as if there would be bricks by chance and fortune.”