Started this month with a broken down car and declined credit card. Happy October. PGP.

Is it bad that the main reason I want to date him is his house is five minutes from my office? PGP.

1: “How’d you meet your wife?” 2: “Tinder.” PGP.

I’m seeing how long I can go without shaving before management says something because I can’t afford new razor blades until payday. PGP

My desk chair was taken away to use in a meeting. I had to stand all morning. I have a broken foot. PGP.