Got caught Tindering during a meeting. I then had to explain to several of my managers what Tinder was. I can’t tell if they are disgusted or sorry for me. PGP.

All passive aggression everything. PGP.

Convincing yourself that taking the stairs once a day counteracts your horrendously unhealthy eating habits. PGP.

Rookie mistakes. Veteran consequences. PGP.

Being way too excited about a lateral jump within the company for no extra money, but a parking pass to the garage. PGP.

Fruit is fucking expensive. PGP.