Found out my old middle school bully works at Starbucks. I go there twice a week in a suit. PGP

I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, assuming I die by Monday. PGP.

Started upper-middle class now I’m poor. PGP.

I found out my current job was posted on LinkedIn, so I applied for it. PGPM.

Until recently, I thought Ariana Grande was a font in Microsoft Office. PGP.

I literally did nothing at work today. Seriously, nothing. PGP.

All my friends are assholes, but I have no idea where you find new ones. PGP.

Getting yelled at by your boss because you have been making the intern water the fake plants for the last three months. PGP.

I miss being able to relate to TFM. PGP.

That one guy who tells you inappropriate jokes simply because you are the youngest guy in the office. PGP.