They finally hired someone my age…he’s annoying as fuck. PGP.

AM radio traffic updates. PGP.

Daily ‘Low Balance’ text reminders. PGP.

Mid-meeting I got asked why I was there. PGP.

Not sure if my boss is unaware of his use of double entendre or if he’s just a perv. PGP.

Every day I wake up balder and fatter. PGP.

My new boss says “pacifically” instead of “specifically.” PGP.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time. PGPowerMove.

Shattered my iPhone screen and now I’m swiping blind on Tinder. PGP.

Still sore from laser tag yesterday. PGP