Wearing noise cancelling headphones and still hearing my coworker try to talk to me in the break room. PGP

My piss still smells like beer. PGP.

Some psychopath scheduled an all day meeting that starts at 7:45 am on Friday. PGP

I threatened a group of teenagers that I would get them kicked out of the movie, if they didn’t be quiet. PGP.

Mom and Dad sent me as the “family rep” to Easter dinner because they didn’t want to go. PGP.

My coworker is loudly playing music on Monday morning. It’s fucking Monday. PGP.

Occasionally chugging a cheap beer just to feel alive again. PGP.

People keep telling me to have a good weekend. I work in tax and accounting.

I’m starting to think I’m getting low T.