High school friends asking me to prepare their tax returns only to find out how much higher their salaries are than mine. PGP.

A tinder match just started the conversation by asking me if I’m a registered voter. PGP.

Having friends that sell shit on facebook.

Different shirt, same pants. PGP.

Interviewed a guy who reminded me of myself. I did not hire him because I know how much of a piece of shit I am. PGP.

My life goal is to be so successful that it hurts my ex girlfriends feelings. PGP

I avoid websites I like at night so I can check them out on work time. PGP.

When your weekend plans are either “catch up on sleep” or “get blackout drunk”. PGP.