Embarrassed myself at company happy hour…again. PGP.

Chased my workout last night with a McDonald’s dollar menu extravaganza. PGP.

My boss told me “cost of living doesn’t matter anymore” as he gave me a .5% raise this year. PGP.

Not only working, but having to come in an hour early the day after Christmas. PGP.

Unsubscribing from the TFM email list. PGP.

My source of excitement for Halloween is knowing that candy will be 75% off tomorrow. PGP.

“Dress socks” with Nike swooshes on them on laundry day. PGP.

My orange juice tasted really good in the car this morning. Then I realized I didn’t brush my teeth. PGP.