Can’t wait for November so I can stop shaving and not feel guilty about it. PGP.

I don’t have anything witty to say, I just really hate my job. PGP.

Moved one time zone east. Now the PGP posts start one hour later. PGP.

Just broke up with my girlfriend. First thing I did was look at PGP for how to Tinder. PGP.

The Supreme Court making you officially thankful your boss isn’t a religious nut job. PGP.

Bad tie days. PGP.

Doing the math and realizing you’ve already spent an entire paycheck on weddings this summer. PGP.