Just gave money that I don’t have back to a school that I can’t afford. PGP.

I bought a nice blender, and that shit has changed my life. PGP

My work just blocked TFM. PGP

My condoms expired.

Starting your day with an Irish coffee, minus the irish. PGP.

“If I’m not already out before 9 pm, I won’t be going out.” PGP

Tomorrow is my last day, considering myself a free agent. PGP