My mom ignored my call yesterday. PGP.

My coworker, who is atleast 20 years older than me, just invited me to a “Galentine’s Day Dinner Party.” PGP.

I just realized today that my ten year high school reunion is next year. PGP.

The meeting before the meeting. PGP.

My mom finally accepted my LinkedIn invitation 2 years after she laughed and told me no because I’d tarnish her network. PGP.

The best part of my Friday was finding out my credit score went up 5 points. PGP.

“Happy Friday, someone in your call center gave the building bed bugs” PGP.

Conversations over the cube wall. PGP.

Recently people have been calling me “mam.” I’m 23. PGP.

Falling asleep at halftime of the game. PGP.