Fell in love at the gym again. PGP.

“Cash me outside, how bout dah?” Has finally infiltrated my office. PGP.

Never been messaged on Bumble. PGP.

Got a buzz from a mini bottle of JD on a flight. Between not eating and dehydration I’ve become a shell of my younger self. PGP.

My boss saw this push notification on my phone: “Your saved job ____ is about to expire. Don’t wait to apply!” PGP.

I’m still hungover from Friday. PGP.

Lying about your St. Patrick’s Day plans. PGP.

“Where’s your green?” PGP.

The insurance policy for the person that rear ended me was apparently cancelled and they can’t find a new policy. PGP.

Bought a large bag of wings for $10 and had them for dinner everyday this week. PGP.