Being not only awake, but at work before Morning Coffee Thoughts is posted. PGP.

Today my boss asked our team to pledge our loyalty to him. PGP.

New job doesn’t have wifi. PGP.

Just realized I’ve reached that point in my life where someone giving me a tie as a gift is socially acceptable. PGP.

The hot girl turned in her two weeks notice today. PGP.

Waking up late and getting to work on time means I just found my new wake up time. PGP.

My closet office wife and I broke up, and people have started asking us, “Why aren’t you hanging out with/talking to each other anymore?” PGP.

Still haven’t adjusted to Daylight Savings Time. PGP.

“Did you ever leave last night?” PGP.

My floor’s bathroom stalls do not get reception. PGP.