Todd in full makeup, easily recognized by mystery woman, and Todd going in for an excited hug. I’m thinking a cousin?
The amount of anxiety I would go through if an ex/former love interest comes up and says hi with my girlfriend there would cause spontaneous hypertension. Then again I’m not Todd and Girl isn’t my girlfriend.
As a traveling salesman with no access to microwaves, this is my everyday problem. Homemade hot lunches are off the menu, restricting me to cold cuts, sandwiches, or eating out… Anyone got any ideas how to cull my regimen of Chick-fil-a, Subway, Chipolte, and Panda?
You’ll hit a record low once you realize you’re sitting at home on a Friday night playing The Sims, then sending your Sim to a party on a Friday night.
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But who’s gonna feed your cats Bill Nye gave you while you’re gone?
I just realized Will is technically your father.
Voice recognition– making you look as intelligent as you really speak.
1. Detroit
Can you make this a series please?
I dropped a grand on my student loan payment. Does that count?
Todd in full makeup, easily recognized by mystery woman, and Todd going in for an excited hug. I’m thinking a cousin?
The amount of anxiety I would go through if an ex/former love interest comes up and says hi with my girlfriend there would cause spontaneous hypertension. Then again I’m not Todd and Girl isn’t my girlfriend.
What Your Engagement Ring Says About You:
You’re Engaged.
Noted. But they say workouts start in the kitchen.
As a traveling salesman with no access to microwaves, this is my everyday problem. Homemade hot lunches are off the menu, restricting me to cold cuts, sandwiches, or eating out… Anyone got any ideas how to cull my regimen of Chick-fil-a, Subway, Chipolte, and Panda?
All my experiences in the healthcare industry leads me to suspect that Tammy is Asian.
Too soon, but yikes was that savage.
Take a read at those Amazon reviews.
This series gives me a newfound appreciation for my girlfriend. Thank you DeFries.
Read this during my lunch break, and now I’m craving a brownie…but they only got stale cookies here at Subway.
You’ll hit a record low once you realize you’re sitting at home on a Friday night playing The Sims, then sending your Sim to a party on a Friday night.
Trust me. Better now than later.
Go full cockney and call ‘m a cheeky cunt innut?