At the risk of sounding like a terrible citizen, I didn’t watch last night’s debate. Like, not one second of it. The extent to which I soaked in the coverage of it started and ended at Twitter, where there was one star of the show who wasn’t named “Donald” or “Hillary” – Ken Bone.
From his mustache to his demeanor, it all took a backseat to the must-cop item of the season, his beautiful red quarter zip sweater that will officially be seen at all of New York’s hottest night clubs, per Stefon.
The sweater has reportedly sold out, per Darren Rovell.
But, fortunately, there’s another version of the sweater still up for grabs on Amazon. And at $41.92 (Update: those corporate bastards have already raised the price to $47.99 and it’s barely been ten minutes), I truly don’t know how you could not buy it at this point. Even if you don’t want to be just another face in the Ken Bone-looking crowd, it could at least make a good last-minute Halloween costume. .
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