A recruiter from the company that rejected me last month just reached out to me to apply for the same exact position. PGP.

Having the hors d’oeuvres at networking events count as your dinner for the evening. PGP.

“You are the first caller to the conference.” PGP.

“Please let do not hesitate to reach out if you have any questions.” directly translates to “This conversation is over and I hope to never hear from you again.” PGP.

250 hours of PTO and nowhere to go. PGP.

Got Chinese food and my fortune cookie didn’t have a fortune inside. PGP.

E-mails with To: and Cc: lines bigger than the actual message. PGP.

Every company I cold call seems to be having a meeting at the same time today. PGP.

My boss will purge her old emails and re-forward everything to me to make more room in her inbox, clogging up mine. PGP.

About to ask my manager if she would be cool with me applying to an internal role. I’ve been in my position for roughly 3 months. PGP.